Tuesday, 25 August 2015

Revealing Unravellings

By Noel Ihebuzor 

Fanciful filas cover crowns filled with fetid filth, sleaze, rot and scum

and we watched
and we lauded
and we wowed

Runts grew big guzzled funds like pigs 
in hot rut

Saturday, 22 August 2015

The arrogance of ignorance

Installed ignorance wafts rancid fart fragrance loud, 
excessive in self assurance clad in gaudy arrogance

Wednesday, 15 July 2015

Achievements and their claimants

It is amazing how much we can "ACHIEVE" when we define our targets with such looseness and when we bring down the bar of metrics to very low points. When we do that, waking up becomes an achievement and brushing one’s teeth becomes a super achievement. In a climate of loose definitions and lowered expectations, leaders in search of achievements to celebrate do not need look too far. Visiting a school becomes an achievement. Receiving a group of citizens is celebrated with the same panache reserved for the discovery of a new economic theory. It should therefore not surprise that our new kid on the block has ACHIEVED so much because of the slack targets & loose indicators that his media team and supporters have been and are still pushing for him. But those who must claim or sell achievements should first read up impact, causal theory, logic models and attribution theory. Claiming trivia and the mundane as achievements simply trivializes serious business and the claimants. Worse still, claiming responsibility for the success of events conceptualized, planned, nursed and "ante-natal cared’ for by another before your arrival is plagiarism. Hoha!
Noel

Friday, 5 June 2015

Should politicians be held accountable to deliver on promises they made during campaigns?

The campaign period is a time when aspiring politicians sell themselves and their programs to the electorate. These programs lay out what a politician will do if given the mandate he or she seeks. Given that governance is a serious issue, these programs are not plucked out of the air nor do they represent exercise in levity, dishonest marketing or display of naivety. The programs spelt out by politicians are important in that they guide the electorate in its decision making process on who to vote for. In other words, voters take politicians' programs as assurances of what to expect from the person who is making the promises should he or she win. Since the promises and pledges are freely and responsibly made, voters are right and justified in expecting their delivery once the successful politician assumes office. The politician is thus accountable for promises made and must be judged by how much he or she keeps faith with these pledges and promises. Backtracking on these promises and pledges in the absence of any demonstrable force majeure is proof of irresponsibility, deceit and unreliability.